Today a haiku
Was on the tip of my tongue
But a cat got it

A foggy morning
I've got my head in the clouds
And feet on the ground

Look on the bright side
Even an old broken clock
Is right twice a day

Spring ahead fall back
My circadian rhythm
Hopelessly offbeat

I'll do it today
'Twill be today tomorrow
It's always today

Augustus Caesar
Created Roman Empire
And Caesar Salad

Unfortunately
Haiku just don't write themselves
That would be free verse

It's a dirty job
But someone's gotta do it
Haiku ain't easy

Taking some time off
For other kinds of poems
Um... Roses are red...

With Jon Hamm and eggs
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
And Yolko Ono