Dreams like a podcast
Downloading truth in my ears
They tell me cool stuff

(Thanks to Lester Papadopoulos)

Politics crazy
Everybody is talking
No one listening

Droid C-3PO
To Luke Skywalker he was
Worth his weight in gold

Greek god Apollo
God of healing and music
Two sides of one coin

How many haiku
Does it take to change lightbulb?
Five, seven, and five

Haiku are like life
It's crazy, nothing adds up
Then it just all fits

John Lennon taught us
That across the universe
All you need is love

Writing haiku is
Fun for poets as well as
Mathematicians

Orville and Wilbur
Two Wrights sometimes make a wrong
We lost your luggage

We must remember
Stop and smell the White Castle
Hamburgers and fries