Surfers ride the waves
Ocean birds cry overhead
There's sand in my shoes

The strong ocean waves
Crashing against the beach rocks
Not good place to camp

Kirk to Enterprise
No intelligent life here
Beam me up, Scotty

Paranoid surgeon
Would do his own surgery
Okay, suture self

Nurses are like saints
They can perform miracles
And they have patience

(patients)

Poetic license
Sometimes needed in haiku
Mine has expired

Time waits for no one
You can't make up for lost time
It's time for a nap

Obituaries
My name is not there today
The drinks are on me

I sit and wonder
Why my life is so crazy
Just lucky, I guess

Parental warning
Some instruments rated R
Sax and violins