Haikuphobia
The fear of writing haiku
'Cause you're bad at math

Control-Alt-Delete
That doesn't work with your brain
Try a nap instead

My doctors tell me
Don't eat fried food for awhile
I'm a no-fry zone

Japanese cooking
Hot oil, veggies and some meat
A wok in progress

Burger on bagel
Ketchup leaks out the middle
Relish these moments

Driving cars is fun
But I saw those old movies
Where's my jet backpack?

Man and animals
What separates the species?
Man can make pizza

Once every four years
February twenty-ninth
Look before you leap

Pictures on the wall
Works of art on display or
Just covering holes?

A frame store sample
To see if you like the style
Frame of reference