Everyone could use
A random act of kindness
Good for them and you

Even worst pizza
Is better than no pizza
Hold on... Maybe not

Having a bad day?
A pepperoni pizza
Can fix anything

Sometimes it's better
Just to give in to crazy
Rather than fight it

Yesterday has flown
Tomorrow is just a dream
There is only now

It's not a diamond
It's cubic zirconia
They can't all be gems

On cable TV
I've got 300 channels
And nothing to watch

It's an old saying
That a watched pot never boils
Just microwave it

What was radio?
It was sort of like streaming
Without internet

Black and white TV
Mono AM radio
Ah, the good old days!