Sometimes it's better
Just to give in to crazy
Rather than fight it

Yesterday has flown
Tomorrow is just a dream
There is only now

It's not a diamond
It's cubic zirconia
They can't all be gems

On cable TV
I've got 300 channels
And nothing to watch

It's an old saying
That a watched pot never boils
Just microwave it

What was radio?
It was sort of like streaming
Without internet

Black and white TV
Mono AM radio
Ah, the good old days!

The planet Venus
Shines brightly in the night sky
Other worlds beckon

The fork in the road
No matter which way you choose
Bad news for your tires

The road less taken
Google Maps said go this way
Find pizza near me