Tony the tiger
Was always shouting, "They're great!"
He wasn't lion

Car alarm goes off
Outside at 7 am
There's no snooze button

Life getting you down?
Find a psychotherapist
See your problems shrink

Do Not Enter sign
I didn't see it, we took
A turn for the worse

Right out of the fridge
Last night's pizza tastes great cold
Pizza for breakfast!

Surely, you must know
I can't resist this bad pun
Don't call me Shirley

They're foreign to me
Japanese video games
No pun Nintendo

Finger lickin' good
Fill in your own crude joke here
This site rated G

A Day In The Wife
While My Guitar Gently Warps
I Am The Waitress

William Shakespeare wrote
We're just actors on a stage
I forgot my lines