Unfortunately
You've confused me with Brad Pitt
Happens all the time

This is tech support
Have you tried rebooting it?
Have you plugged it in?

As American
As baseball and apple pie
Meatballs on pizza

Eat bitter taste sweet
It's like no pain no gain but
With sweet and sour sauce

A jigsaw puzzle
I was missing just one piece
Then I found my friend

Yesterday's haiku
Was written way in advance
That's called tempting fate

Today's obits page
No mention of me at all
Best birthday ever!

Hard hats required
The garage for my karma
Under construction

Wise scholars tell us
History repeats itself
Here we go again

They couldn't have called
The first bread slicing machine
Best thing since sliced bread