Double Oh Seven
Promises to kill you dead
His word is his Bond!

(Guest submission, Licensed to Haiku)

Got to pay your dues
If you wanna sing the blues
It don't come easy

(Thanks to Richard Starkey)

If you need glasses
Visit the optometrist
A site for sore eyes

Making chicken shmaltz
Just take away all the fat
Tasty gribenes

(This haiku certified Kosher)

Stupendous fireworks
The Stars and Stripes Forever
Independence Day!

Someday, computers
Will be way smarter than us
Humans obsolete

If nooks and crannies
Are the holes in a muffin
Why two names, one thing?

Hot matzo ball soup
Pastrami on rye sandwich
And a nice glass tea

A quiet evening
Smooth jazz on the radio
Yeah, this is the life

Please call Triple-A
Someone's foot's stuck in the door
And they need a toe