Making chicken shmaltz
Just take away all the fat
Tasty gribenes

(This haiku certified Kosher)

Stupendous fireworks
The Stars and Stripes Forever
Independence Day!

Someday, computers
Will be way smarter than us
Humans obsolete

If nooks and crannies
Are the holes in a muffin
Why two names, one thing?

Hot matzo ball soup
Pastrami on rye sandwich
And a nice glass tea

A quiet evening
Smooth jazz on the radio
Yeah, this is the life

Please call Triple-A
Someone's foot's stuck in the door
And they need a toe

A gloomy morning
Drizzly rain on the windshield
Good day to sleep in

An apple a day
Will keep the doctor away
They still use Windows

A cold, snowy night
Logs in a roaring fireplace
A blanket, and you