This is not gouda
I'm afraid it's all my fault
It's nacho problem

It's getting cheesey
I promise no more cheese puns
And that will be grate

My computer's mouse
Stopping at pictures of cheese
Pointing out the whey

Highway accident
A big cheese truck overturned
De brie everywhere

A filet o' fish
It's just for the halibut
Puns make me hungry

Today is pi day
The date is 3.14
Now I want pizza

It's not a seagull
When it flies over the bay
Then it's a bagel

(bay-gull)

Fast food mystery
What part of the chicken is
Chicken McNuggets

Double Cheeseburger
The greatest invention since
God created cows

Jolly Green Giant
Grows corn on the mountainside
Peas in the valley